jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”



“what the fffffffffffffffheck” — me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)



toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT



condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face



Holland Roden attends Day 1 of the LACOSTE Beautiful Desert Pool Party on April 12, 2014 in Thermal, California.



r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)



sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD



sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.